CharlesNorris

I am Charles Norris, brother of Chuck Norris and I fully approve of and endorse this message. Since the dawn of time, man has battled against those who have wished to corrupt the purity and goodness of the world. And time upon time, this evil has been subdued and brought down, much like the times your favorite nondescript hockey team has triumphed over your equally arbitrary and most hated team. It brings me great sorrow to announce that a new type of evil has been spawned. This nameless evil wishes to corrupt everything you've once loved. It wishes to spit on your fondest memories and pillage the hometown you grew up in. This evil wishes to eat chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate milk. And no hockey team, cowboy or war hero stands in its way. No, the only ones who can stop it, are YOU. So banish this eternal evil from the faces of our world by joining the group Sir Crywolf has posted. And invite all Facebook friends you may have. For if you don't, I'm not sure whether they may still be there when you wake up in the morning. May your swords stay as sharp as your wits. - Charles Norris