Flyers845 Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-NHL-Philadelphia-Flyers-Simon-Gagne-Reebok-Authentic-Jersey-50-Some-Stains-/151002369479?pt=U_Hockey_Fan_Shop&hash=item2328714dc7 Get your gagne jersey just in time for tomorrow's game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00xtremeninja Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 http://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-Hawks-Hull-Skeleton-Face-Reebok-Center-Ice-Jersey-Size-54-/111018231949?pt=U_Hockey_Fan_Shop&hash=item19d933c88d da fuq?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guam64 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 http://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-Hawks-Hull-Skeleton-Face-Reebok-Center-Ice-Jersey-Size-54-/111018231949?pt=U_Hockey_Fan_Shop&hash=item19d933c88d da fuq?! That would've been appropriate if it was Chelios on the back too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00xtremeninja Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 i feel like i need to buy it and next time Slayer is in town just rock the F&%^ out even harder in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brilliant! Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 That piece of crap couldn't handle a Slayer pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00xtremeninja Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 truth be told, in my progressing age, i am not sure my knees would either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiggoalie Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 I've been to Slayer shows. Try going with your girlfriend to a Melissa Etheridge concert. Now that's uncomfortable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DropkickMurphy8 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 I've been to Slayer shows. Try going with your girlfriend to a Melissa Etheridge concert. Now that's uncomfortable! She keeps your balls in a jar over the fireplace, doesn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandon Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Slayer :wub: :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thebiggoalie Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 She keeps your balls in a jar over the fireplace, doesn't she? Lol. She did. That's why I dumped her. That, and she always hated my jersey collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepunisher767 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 I'm always that guy who tells my g/f... "No no... I'll stick with you... I wont go in the pit much"... then Raining Blood or Angel of Death starts and I'm gone getting thrashed around like a rag doll for the rest of the show. Then I come back... busted up and bleeding all over the place... acting like nothing happened and ask for another drink. It's a vicious cycle... Thankfully my current girl loves hockey and has become fond of extreme metal from my previous band that I played in, so its never really an issue. Hockey and metal just seem to go hand in hand for me... If I still went to shows as much as I used to... I'd pick up a jersey and use it as a "show worn" piece just to see how thrashed it would get. Might be a cool project... especially if I made it a Lars Ulrich jersey. I'd just be asking for a beating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiggoalie Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Lol. We need more "Lars sucks" on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandon Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Couldn't agree more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puckboy33 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Couldn't agree more. Sick jersey collection, bro. Why did you get that #44 Flyers jersey signed? IMHO that ruins the jersey (serious collectors get the jersey signed on the inside behind the crest). How did you get your hands on that jersey anyhoo? Details, man. Details! PuckBoy "freakin' awesome!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00xtremeninja Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 when i was a senior in highschool, there was a freshman who was exceptionally large and quite mentally unstable at times. he was the ideal defensive end for our team and with the mentioned qualities and speed and muscle he was dangerous. one of his favorite things to do was go to concerts (and I witnessed this several times) with his face and head painted in some sort of bright color. He would then go into pits and thrash around and headbutt people in their chest, shoulders, anywhere his painted head could reach. Then he would see people walking around with marks of bright yellow or orange on their clothing and he would count these people to get a rough estimate of how many people he headbutted in one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiggoalie Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 when i was a senior in highschool, there was a freshman who was exceptionally large and quite mentally unstable at times. he was the ideal defensive end for our team and with the mentioned qualities and speed and muscle he was dangerous. one of his favorite things to do was go to concerts (and I witnessed this several times) with his face and head painted in some sort of bright color. He would then go into pits and thrash around and headbutt people in their chest, shoulders, anywhere his painted head could reach. Then he would see people walking around with marks of bright yellow or orange on their clothing and he would count these people to get a rough estimate of how many people he headbutted in one night. There's nothing more metal than a fat outcast painting himself and head butting unsuspecting victims in a mosh pit. Well, with the exception of standing by your lady at a concert with 15,000 lesbians sizing you up for a bare knuckle brawl because you have boyparts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sec Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 There's nothing more metal than a fat outcast painting himself and head butting unsuspecting victims in a mosh pit. Well, with the exception of standing by your lady at a concert with 15,000 lesbians sizing you up for a bare knuckle brawl because you have boyparts. Did you flirt with somebody's gf? The women at the ME concert I went to weren't like that. They were very welcoming and accepting of everyone, including the middle aged straight couple who were sipping on wine and were dressed like the thought they were spending the evening at the symphony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiggoalie Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Well of course I flirted with somebody else's girlfriend! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sec Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Well of course I flirted with somebody else's girlfriend! Lol That explains it then. Some of those women are very possessive. Nothing at all to do with your boy parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiggoalie Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Everyone there was somebody else's girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sec Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Everyone there was somebody else's girlfriend. Well not everyone, you were there. Unless there's something you're not sharing with the group. Actually there were lots of single people at the concert I went to. Thanks for bringing up Ethridge concerts. I haven't thought about it in a while, but I remember it being a VERY good night. And for what it's worth, never assume two women who are together at something like that are a couple. I was invited by my very straight friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00xtremeninja Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTOOOOOOO MY WINDOWWWWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiggoalie Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTOOOOOOO MY WINDOWWWWWW Haha. Now where is THAT video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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