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I keep mulling over bird puns but it's late and I know how cranky the mods get when we go on these pun runs. It's flocking absurd I tell you.

Oh man. If the mods get pissed, you're gonna be the one footing the bill.
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From the Twitter comments:

"why does he have a vibrator next to his pink phone?"

Valid.

I thought the exact same thing.

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Maybe JB is a Reebok Rep that they have aloud to sell the S H I T on eBay to get to other collectors

Just a Thought

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I think my scenario is more likely.

That he sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for the exclusive right to sell 2.0s, and that at the end of his life, he goes straight to hell and serves as the Devil's right hand man and jersey procurer.

Of course, his collection consists exclusively of Devils and Flames jerseys.

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JB confirmed to me that he'll be getting Sharks heritage 2.0s, just doesn't know when.

When did every teams "alternate" jerseys become their "heritage" jerseys?

Rangers, I understand, but then Ottawa, and now the Sharks?

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Yeah 'Heritage' seemed a little ridiclous for the Sharks, but it's an amazing sweater so they can call it whatever they want I guess lol.

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When did every teams "alternate" jerseys become their "heritage" jerseys?

Rangers, I understand, but then Ottawa, and now the Sharks?

The Rags' "heritage" jersey is a made up jersey, and by "heritage" they meant let's pretend the Rags only existed in 94.

The Sharks are wearing the throwback for their 25th anniversary. They won't use it as an alternate because then they would have to wear it for more games and years, and they aren't giving up their black alternate that they use as an ad for Seagate. They are committed to that jersey to the point that they wear it in the playoffs when they crash and burn like every Seagate product on the market.

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